What I'm ...

Mikey Robins
Funnyman on ABC-TV's Good News Week
What are you reading?
About eight newspapers a day and Rugby League Week
What are you mad about ?
The lack of coherant policy. Train gauge standardisation.
What are you exultant about?
Crumpets, muffins, toast, foccacia, pitta and Lebanese bread, Turkish cornbread. I'm very impressed by grain at the moment.
What are you enjoying wearing?
A size 12 girl's school uniform. It's my incentive to go on a diet.
Who/what are you sleeping with?
A 15th-century suit of armour.
What is your favourite spot on Saturday night?
The space between the couch and the fridge.
When was the last time you lied? Why?
See question two.
What are you looking for?
My Keys.
What song do you never want to hear again?
Frozen Orange Juice by Peter Sarstedt.
Name your best wrinkle.
Nanna
Who has the best laugh you've ever heard?
My girlfriend Laura.
What's your favourite film?
The Godfather, Part II
What product would you never give up?
Coffee.
What's your favourite sound/noise?
The glug of the first pour of a bottle of scotch.